-: Lets start from Morning P T
whistle alarm:-
“Hey Rohit get up, M P sir is about to come in hostel, it
has been a long time to whistled “Farman said .But my friend rarely used my
name Rohit, they always used to of my nick name all the time. Farman and Arun
entered in my hostel they both started abusing with love “you jerk, lazy, last
evening you were saying that you will go to morning p t , now what the hell are you doing in this
quilt, get up man otherwise we are going to pull you out”. Actually I was very
fond of sleep not only that time but still now I love to sleep a lot. They both
were my best buddy I always conveyed them that tomorrow I would go to morning p
t and Its not that only I was fond of
sleeping but the Farman being the house captain he used to go in p t and he
sometime came to me for accompany is p
t. As they pulled my leg and the next moment I was laying on floor and was requesting to Farman “please buddy I am very
sleepy today ,would you please make my proxy in p t that I am sick today sorry
buddy this time I am very sleepy next time I will go and check you out what do
u special do in race track “ .Farman kicked me while I was sleeping “you always
betrayed us you fucker “(we used the abuse all the time with our friend).As he
leaved the room many came to me and pulled my quilt and said “ what the fucking
hell are you doing here why are not going to p t , p t sir will and kick on
your ass than you will come on track” . Many of has gone to p t only 10 or 20
were doing same thing like me , was
unaware that we could be insulted in morning assembly. But nobody cares that
time the being sleepy was important.
-: A Mahabharata in washroom:-
As all came back to hostel, all were shouting like we were
cheering up to our favourite team .So many has been entered back to their quilt
because many of were fond of sleep after p t. But I was not, I got up and moved
to the toilet block ,the scene was thunderous and funny too , some were kicking
the door with bold abuse “hey you dump fucker come out otherwise I will poured
the water on you”. I will not mentioned the name but there were many of
bathroom singer ,I was too from them because bathroom was the only place where
no audience will throw the sleeper and tomato over you while you were singing
worse than a donkey. Many of mates used a alternate of bath that was the
‘dryclean’ a famous terminology of my hostel. All the drycleaners were allergic
of water they only used to of washing the mouth with a out branded mouth wash
or with famous toilet shop ‘lifebuoy’. But the truth is the drycleaner looked
more fresh than usual having bath boys. That time you could see the two
categories of boys, one who were taking nape after p t and another one belonged
to me who were ready to go or breakfast. As breakfast bell ringed I started to
move towards the mess and first category boys woke up and went for dryclean.
And Farman was too fond of taking a nap after p t (just kidding Farman don’t
mind buddy).
Than we all tried our best to catch the breakfast (I used
the word ‘catch’ because breakfast was like a by chance because we mostly got
late). After many of struggle at last we had reached to academic block.
I skipped many
of things which were very humorous but I can not mention all because we must
have kept some secret as for being a boy and readers can be girl and may be our
teacher too. This is only the short description of only two hour. Many things
are too being discussed further. Hope you will love it and add some funny
secrets with your comment. I got inspired to write this blog for j n v because
I got overwhelmed emotional while I was reading my diary written by my
classmates. At last I miss you all my classmates, hostel mates and every living
and non living thing of school. Sorry for typos or if I had made mistakes.
